A question I wanted to ask Saddam before his execution...

japlytic · 12-30-2006, 02:29 AM

I (always) wanted to ask Saddam (before execution - too late now!) if he would do almost anything for a fake cartoon, especially a fake Ren & Stimpy one!

Also, I would do almost anything for a fake cartoon, especially a fake Ren & Stimpy one!

**Topcat** · 12-30-2006, 02:45 AM

More fitting cartoon....

**willawake** · 12-30-2006, 03:45 AM

sad thing is that he wont be the last dictator........

**stretch0069** · 12-30-2006, 04:32 PM

there's always another one around the corner.

except me.....i would be a good ruler. much like Caligula....

**willawake** · 12-30-2006, 04:35 PM

so you would be sticking a fist in peoples a-holes?
(its in the movie lol)

**willawake** · 12-30-2006, 05:59 PM

i wanna know this stuff cos you are not welcome in my house if that is so

Spacedye69 · 12-30-2006, 06:08 PM

LOL!

**willawake** · 12-30-2006, 06:28 PM

its advisable not to moon until we have clarified whats going on here

PeteS in CA · 12-30-2006, 06:44 PM

Bootsie II?

**Topcat** · 12-30-2006, 08:34 PM

LOL @ this thread's bizarre twist....

rkchkr · 12-31-2006, 01:36 AM

Lmao X2

pentium · 12-31-2006, 02:19 AM

Edit: Darn, posting removed the spacing between noob and uzi.

Shroomie · 12-31-2006, 06:32 AM

I will say, a thread's not a thread without executions or anal fisting. This one has both. Well done!

**willawake** · 12-31-2006, 10:48 AM

well i dont see how to make this thread any more bizzare so here's a joke :

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.

Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural.

She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.

The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Christmas morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.

She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkeyguts into his shorts.

Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.

The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.

About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter.

" Honey, you were right." He said, "All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you."

"What do you mean?" asked his wife.

"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."

**stretch0069** · 01-01-2007, 08:46 AM

i forgot about the fist thing.......

...uhhhhhh....not into that one.....

...i was thinking lots of sex.

**stretch0069** · 01-01-2007, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Topcat

LOL @ this thread's bizarre twist....

seems to happen whenever i get involved....

PeteS in CA · 01-01-2007, 10:29 AM

IIRC, "Caligula" was a childhood nickname based on the Latin word for the military footwear Roman Legionaries wore, which he affected. Hence, "Bootsie".

**willawake** · 01-01-2007, 10:31 AM

yes you did need to explain that one

12-30-2006, 03:45 AM	#3
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12-30-2006, 04:35 PM	#5
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12-30-2006, 06:08 PM	#7
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12-31-2006, 01:36 AM	#11
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12-31-2006, 02:19 AM	#12
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12-31-2006, 06:32 AM	#13
Shroomie Badcaps Veteran Join Date: Apr 2006 City & State: New Hampshire, USA Posts: 356	Re: A question I wanted to ask Saddam before his execution... I will say, a thread's not a thread without executions or anal fisting. This one has both. Well done! __________________ You know there's something wrong when you open up a PSU and are glad to find Teapos. Why I don't buy cheap cases!

12-31-2006, 10:48 AM	#14
willawake Super Modulator Join Date: Nov 2003 City & State: Αθήνα Posts: 7,973	Re: A question I wanted to ask Saddam before his execution... well i dont see how to make this thread any more bizzare so here's a joke : This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Christmas morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkeyguts into his shorts. Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. " Honey, you were right." He said, "All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you." "What do you mean?" asked his wife. "Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."

01-01-2007, 08:46 AM	#15
stretch0069 Screwed Up Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2003 City & State: OKC My Country: oooo ess aaaaaaaaa I'm a: Forum Junkie Posts: 2,465	Re: A question I wanted to ask Saddam before his execution... i forgot about the fist thing....... ...uhhhhhh....not into that one..... ...i was thinking lots of sex.

01-01-2007, 10:29 AM	#17
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