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Man Caught Porking A Pig
A 77-year-old man in southern Oklahoma has been charged with a crime against
nature in connection with an incident in which he allegedly violated a pig. Jimmy "Hawkeye" Jeter, of Davis, was arrested Thursday after a camera allegedly caught him sexually assaulting a show pig. The incident occurred in an agriculture barn on property belonging to Davis Public Schools, police said. According to court documents obtained by KFOR-TV, Jeter walked into the pig pen, "unzipped his pants, appeared to pull something out of his pants, then bent over" a female pig. Questioned by police about his alleged illegal activities, Jeter denied having sexual intercourse with the pig. "I just stuck my finger up her private. That's all I did," Jeter said, according to police. The man also allegedly admitted he was sexually gratified by the incident and told police he "did this in the early '70s." Jeter has a previous criminal record and served prison time in 2008 for cattle theft and was arrested in 2011 for allegedly stealing horses, local radio station KTOK reported. According to Kansas City's FOX 4 News, Jeter has been charged with "detestable and abominable crime against nature" for the latest incident and was booked into the Murray County Jail. JP Says: I guess that no animal with a hole in it is safe this year!  
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03-10-2012, 06:54 PM
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Re: Man Caught Porking A Pig
Just for the record, I did not have sexual relations with that pig.
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03-10-2012, 06:59 PM
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Re: Man Caught Porking A Pig
and I thought my buddy's ex was a pig...
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03-10-2012, 07:06 PM
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Re: Man Caught Porking A Pig
Porky Pig is appauled beyond stuttering...
this is so sick, its just humorous beyond words...... only in oklahoma... If you've ever been around hogs, you know what they smell like.....how someone could get a sexual rise in that is beyond me!
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03-10-2012, 07:21 PM
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Re: Man Caught Porking A Pig
I fish for yellow perch durning the spring spawn at a place called Hog Farm Run. You guessed it! The stream is right next to a big assed Hog Farm. When the wind is blowing from the wrong direction that place will make you toss your cookies!
Just for the record I don't band dogs or hogs ether. My father did say that my Grand Father would have screwed a snake if he could have gotten one to sit still for it. I never met him...LOLLast edited by Junk Parts; 03-10-2012 at 07:36 PM.. |
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03-10-2012, 08:41 PM
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Re: Man Caught Porking A Pig
Great JP, I just bought a pack of cooked ham yesterday. Now I will think of this story when I eat it.
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03-10-2012, 09:23 PM
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Re: Man Caught Porking A Pig
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also, some people are that desperate. |
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03-10-2012, 10:10 PM
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