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**kc8adu** · 01-16-2006, 07:43 AM

it could be better.they could have wrote the note with invisible ink!

arneson · 01-16-2006, 10:06 AM

So thats why the 50 pack comes with 51.

Mustang · 01-22-2006, 03:50 PM

Junking 900W KRAKATOA!! PSU features: new electrolytic formula, Stealth cooling system, guarranteed more bang for your buck!

real live testimonials from the peoples at badcaps.com
williewonkie says "what a remarkable find!
tophat says "SHIT!!!!!"
davemad said "they're sending me one by email today!"
bigpoop comments "those new formula caps are even better than my samxons!"

**willawake** · 01-22-2006, 03:54 PM

BWAHAHAHAHA

the Chinese New Year Special!

Chris1992 · 01-22-2006, 07:05 PM

LOL the parodies are cool

arneson · 01-22-2006, 08:26 PM

One more picture , please ,
lite fuse and get away.

**stretch0069** · 01-26-2006, 05:03 PM

OH!!!!! and I catch shit for drinking......

oh hey Willa...how much is that DSLR????? I could take some good porn...errr...I mean landscape pictures.

**willawake** · 02-12-2006, 03:52 PM

world's tallest building

**willawake** · 02-12-2006, 03:58 PM

Here's one for the sharp intellects out there.

Try it out...

There are two identical pictures; you have to find three differences.

If you can find three differences, then you are part of an elite group of individuals. This has been tested on 8000 people, and only 19 people out of 8000 found the three differences

I found only 2 differences

Look closely... All the Best....

http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf

Mustang · 02-12-2006, 10:09 PM

See that sign where it says "money"? You need that to get one of those :P
world's tallest building I mean

**stretch0069** · 02-13-2006, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by willawake

Here's one for the sharp intellects out there.

Try it out...

There are two identical pictures; you have to find three differences.

If you can find three differences, then you are part of an elite group of individuals. This has been tested on 8000 people, and only 19 people out of 8000 found the three differences

I found only 2 differences

Look closely... All the Best....

http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf

I only found one.

...and to counter the dog theme......

Coming from you willa...I should have known. Luckily, I DID turn down the volume.

Chhers.

**willawake** · 02-13-2006, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Coming from you willa...I should have known. Luckily, I DID turn down the volume.

oooh there is audio also? i will check it out.

btw my cat feels the same way

**stretch0069** · 02-14-2006, 10:00 PM

:

**willawake** · 02-15-2006, 12:57 AM

check page 2

**stretch0069** · 02-16-2006, 10:55 AM

DAMN IT!!!!!!

I forgot all about it.

Oh well.

Its funnier with TC's name in there.

hahahahaha

jarobi · 02-17-2006, 09:48 PM

http://europa.tiscali.it/futuro/speciali/cartoon.html

An oldie but a goodie.

**willawake** · 02-22-2006, 11:33 AM

an Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands.
He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his
order, a Fosters, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night
they get to know each other.

At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to
come back to his place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted
to him she says no

He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Jill is traveling the world
and because she is short of funds she agrees.

The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after
showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he
asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. Jill remembers the
night before and is only too happy to agree.

This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes
in, orders Fosters and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that if she
pays him some more attention then maybe she can then shake some more
cash out of him again, so she goes over and sits next to him.

She asks him where he's from in Australia and he tells her:
"Melbourne".

"So am I... What suburb in Melbourne?"

"Glen Iris" he replies

"That's amazing..." she says, "So am I - what Street?"

"Cameo Street" he replies

"This is unbelievable..." she says,"What number?"

He says "Number 20" and she is totally astonished.

"You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 22!
My parents still live there!"

"I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"

**willawake** · 02-24-2006, 09:07 AM

The British Royal Couple's Wedding Night

As Camilla was making last-minute preparations to walk down the aisle, she
found that her shoes were missing.

She was forced to borrow her sister's, which were a bit on the small side.

When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and Camilla retired to
their room, right next door to the Queen's and Prince Phillip's.

As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room, Camilla flopped on
the bed and said, "Darling, please get these shoes off. My feet are killing
me."

The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe with vigour, but
it was stuck fast. "Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!" "I'm trying,
darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just so bloody tight!" "Come on!
Give it all you've got!"

There was a big groan from the Prince, and then Camilla exclaimed, "There!
That's it! Oh that feels good! Oh that feels soooo good!"

In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said, 'See,
I told you, with a face like that she was still a virgin."

Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off the left shoe. "Oh,
my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed the heir to the throne.

At which Prince Phillip turned to the Queen and said, "That's my boy. Once a
Navy man, always a Navy man!"

**stretch0069** · 02-25-2006, 12:34 AM

Good one willa.

Some billboards......

**willawake** · 02-25-2006, 01:27 PM

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer.

They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They browsed.
They faxed.
They E-mailed .
They E-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports.

They did every job known to man. Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them booted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."

01-16-2006, 07:43 AM	#21
kc8adu Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2003 City & State: dayton ohio Posts: 6,436	Re: post funny shit it could be better.they could have wrote the note with invisible ink!

01-16-2006, 10:06 AM	#22
arneson Badcaps Veteran Join Date: Sep 2005 City & State: SWF Posts: 1,259	Re: post funny shit So thats why the 50 pack comes with 51. __________________ Jim Last edited by willawake; 02-25-2006 at 01:38 PM..

01-22-2006, 03:54 PM	#24
willawake Super Modulator Join Date: Nov 2003 City & State: Αθήνα Posts: 7,973	Re: post funny shit BWAHAHAHAHA the Chinese New Year Special! __________________ capacitor lab yachtmati techmati

01-22-2006, 07:05 PM	#25
Chris1992 Badcaps Veteran Join Date: Apr 2005 City & State: Michigan, USA Posts: 557	Re: post funny shit LOL the parodies are cool __________________ The great capacitor showdown!

01-22-2006, 08:26 PM	#26
arneson Badcaps Veteran Join Date: Sep 2005 City & State: SWF Posts: 1,259	Re: post funny shit One more picture , please , lite fuse and get away.

02-12-2006, 03:58 PM	#29
willawake Super Modulator Join Date: Nov 2003 City & State: Αθήνα Posts: 7,973	Re: post funny shit Here's one for the sharp intellects out there. Try it out... There are two identical pictures; you have to find three differences. If you can find three differences, then you are part of an elite group of individuals. This has been tested on 8000 people, and only 19 people out of 8000 found the three differences I found only 2 differences Look closely... All the Best.... http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf Last edited by willawake; 02-12-2006 at 04:00 PM..

02-12-2006, 10:09 PM	#30
Mustang Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 City & State: Houston Posts: 196	Re: post funny shit See that sign where it says "money"? You need that to get one of those :P world's tallest building I mean Last edited by willawake; 02-25-2006 at 01:41 PM..

02-15-2006, 12:57 AM	#34
willawake Super Modulator Join Date: Nov 2003 City & State: Αθήνα Posts: 7,973	Re: post funny shit check page 2

02-16-2006, 10:55 AM	#35
stretch0069 Screwed Up Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2003 City & State: OKC My Country: oooo ess aaaaaaaaa I'm a: Forum Junkie Posts: 2,466	Re: post funny shit DAMN IT!!!!!! I forgot all about it. Oh well. Its funnier with TC's name in there. hahahahaha

02-17-2006, 09:48 PM	#36
jarobi Member Join Date: Dec 2005 City & State: MO Posts: 30	Re: post funny shit http://europa.tiscali.it/futuro/speciali/cartoon.html An oldie but a goodie.

02-24-2006, 09:07 AM	#38
willawake Super Modulator Join Date: Nov 2003 City & State: Αθήνα Posts: 7,973	Re: post funny shit The British Royal Couple's Wedding Night As Camilla was making last-minute preparations to walk down the aisle, she found that her shoes were missing. She was forced to borrow her sister's, which were a bit on the small side. When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and Camilla retired to their room, right next door to the Queen's and Prince Phillip's. As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room, Camilla flopped on the bed and said, "Darling, please get these shoes off. My feet are killing me." The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe with vigour, but it was stuck fast. "Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!" "I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just so bloody tight!" "Come on! Give it all you've got!" There was a big groan from the Prince, and then Camilla exclaimed, "There! That's it! Oh that feels good! Oh that feels soooo good!" In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said, 'See, I told you, with a face like that she was still a virgin." Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off the left shoe. "Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed the heir to the throne. At which Prince Phillip turned to the Queen and said, "That's my boy. Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"

02-25-2006, 01:27 PM	#40
willawake Super Modulator Join Date: Nov 2003 City & State: Αθήνα Posts: 7,973	Re: post funny shit Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They browsed. They faxed. They E-mailed . They E-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They created labels and cards They created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy reports. They did every job known to man. Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them booted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?" God just shrugged and said, "Jesus saves." Last edited by willawake; 03-04-2006 at 06:03 AM..

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